January 2012
1 post
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July 2011
1 post
I've written 3 songs (mostly)
I need to write lyrics for two of them. Once I do I’ll record some demos of them and they will be good.
May 2011
4 posts
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Anonymous asked: CONRAD?!
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April 2011
4 posts
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summer is here
I just got out of bed to go to the bathroom, and halfway through doing my business I noticed a goddamn giant mosquito flying so frantically around me that I can only assume it was having some type of seizure.
Naturally, I freaked out. I was half naked and in the middle of something that couldn’t be quickly abandoned. My swipes weren’t doing much, as I’m sure the thing...
hitrecordjoe:
I love the idea of my mom sitting and playing with this :oD (I also just love sitting and playing with this)
leftcoastjane:
sssoooo ffuunnnnnnnn…
hellolindsayyy:
mandaflewaway:
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
THIS IS SO DOPE
March 2011
8 posts
MJ!
Sometimes, when I’m not looking, Michelle takes secret photobooth pictures of herself on my computer.
I took some time and made animated gifs out of some of them.
I will share them with you now.
I just invented a new sport called Box-Kicking
I’m workin’ on the rules…
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an elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers...
February 2011
4 posts
It's nice to drive with my window down again.
I wish there wasn't a downside to everything
Childish, I know.
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January 2011
6 posts
only from my dad will you ever hear the words "can...
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I Love My Dad
Josh: Oh, I have a penny in my sock. That's what that was...
My Dad: It's a good thing you weren't struck by lightning, that would've burn a hole right in your foot.
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anamanaguchi
me: earlier, your monitor was smoking
peter berkman: oh, word
December 2010
7 posts
kind of accurate, i guess
Your Existing Situation
“Is stubborn and strong-willed, once his mind is made up it is impossible to change it. He does not ask for much, so he feels when he does ask his needs should be met.”
Your Stress Sources
“Feels unappreciated and in an unpleasant position. Needs personal recognition and the respect of others, since he has not been about to find partners who value the...
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Anonymous asked: what're y'boys all playin', trigger?
So Daniel, Joey and I are well on our way to...
Daniel = Junior T. Ford
Ian = Ray-Nathan Raygun
Joey = Earl
Our entourage: Conrad (Joe) and Bubba Jim (Josh)
Anonymous asked: Splorkfenorken
November 2010
3 posts
Anonymous asked: If you had a choice to live in the present, past, or future era which would you chose?
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Anonymous asked: combien de vols avez-vous?
October 2010
9 posts
SUP, PUERTO RICO?!
http://zombieirish.tumblr.com/post/1404334162/i-rea... →
arielrebelshauntedgrafenbergspot:
marmalademaid:
explodingizaya:
pantsr4weenies:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are...
brbpbj asked: what are your goals for the week?
Anonymous asked: are you tree?
indulge me. whatever you ask, i'll probably... →
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do unto others as you would have them do to you
said the rapist
-bo burnham
September 2010
6 posts
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20
the first words i spoke as a 20 year old were, “that was interesting.”
i think its a pretty good sum up of my live thus far. like everything up till now was just training, and now the real stuff begins. life built me up, broke me down, bended and molded me into what i am and gave me the tools to do the rest. i’ve exited the tutorial, with a fire in my eyes and a love in my...